• me: time for bed
  • stomach: LET'S EAT 15 CHEESEBURGERS WITH ICE CREAM CAKE AND POTATO CHIPS WITH AN ENTIRE TACO BELL ON THE SIDE
  • brain: HEY REMEMBER ALL THOSE WORRIES, IDEAS, ASPIRATIONS AND OTHER ANXIOUS THOUGHTS WELL NOW YOU DO
  • muscles: I HURT FOR AN UNEXPLAINED REASON LIKE ARE YOU GROWING DO YOU HAVE A DISEASE LOL IDK HELP
  • skin: LET'S PLAY A GAME CALLED ARE YOU ITCHY OR DID A SPIDER EGG SACK JUST BIRTH ON YOU
  • ears: THERE'S A JET PLANE 500 MILES AWAY ALSO I THINK THE NEIGHBOR IS VACUUMING
  • eyes: WOW EVER NOTICE HOW IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY INTO PITCH BLACKNESS YOU CAN ALMOST SEE YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE
  • mouth: IT'S DEATH VALLEY UP IN HERE
  • body: HAVE FUN TOSSING AND TURNING FOR THE NEXT 2 HOURS
  • me: ok

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  • tyra banks: 10 beautiful ladies stand before me
  • tyra banks: but i only have nine pictures in my hands
  • tyra banks: and they're all of me
  • tyra banks: lol

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emes: most of my google searches sound like a confused, gentle giant learning about how the world is cruel

emes:

most of my google searches sound like a confused, gentle giant learning about how the world is cruel

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elijahfeathers:

gourmandghast:

mirisha:

constructofconcience:

I actually sort of needed this

Even slow progress is progress.

Truth.

Reminder to myself when I try new things

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thisgirlandy:

tumblingwithstyle:

reminder:

  • salt is bad for you
  • fat is bad for you
  • sugar is bad for you
  • carbs are bad for you
  • meat is bad for you
  • dairy is bad for you
  • bread is bad for you
  • eggs are bad for you

enjoy ur meal

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What are you having?

A delicious meal of Soilent green and side dish of guilt.

(Source: craigslistdad)

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kanyeuzumaki: Science I’d call this a Baltimore limousine.

kanyeuzumaki:

Science

I’d call this a Baltimore limousine.

(Source: thelandofwtf)

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Secondary blog

I’m on tour now so I’ll be gone a few weeks. Probably going to be posting pictures on a regular basis though. Anyone who is interested in TMV or ATDI will be interested. Or hell, music in general.

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spicy-vagina-tacos:

the-most-popular-girls-in-school:

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OHMYGOD

Shane you need these.

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alexgdesign: WOMENS FITNESS FACTS. Ok while most of this is totally interesting, the whole ‘skipping meals makes you keep weight on’ thing is bullshit of the highest caliber. I fast for 14-16 hours most days (for the past ~6 months) and have continued gaining muscle and losing body fat at a steady pace. Honestly, I think I’ve lost it more easily since I started fasting. It’s far easier to control my caloric intake when I have a shorter eating window (and I do eat an appropriate amount of calories) and it hasn’t negatively impacted my training at all.

alexgdesign:

WOMENS FITNESS FACTS.

Ok while most of this is totally interesting, the whole ‘skipping meals makes you keep weight on’ thing is bullshit of the highest caliber. I fast for 14-16 hours most days (for the past ~6 months) and have continued gaining muscle and losing body fat at a steady pace. Honestly, I think I’ve lost it more easily since I started fasting. It’s far easier to control my caloric intake when I have a shorter eating window (and I do eat an appropriate amount of calories) and it hasn’t negatively impacted my training at all.

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genies:

i hate how everyone complains about valentines day like shut up you’re alone on every other day too 

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